You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I just found puke in my bra..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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