google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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