Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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