you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
