Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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