How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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