Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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