Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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