Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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