This girl is more easily done than said...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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