Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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