Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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