this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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