we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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