and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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