I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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