If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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