What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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