We're like a lot better than the average bears
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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