Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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