Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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