I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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