Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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