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drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.

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(906): View more from Michigan

I seriously wish I was FB friends with her

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.

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(440): View more from Ohio

"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."

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(312): View more from Illinois

I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.

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(716): View more from New York

The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast

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(440): View more from Ohio

I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.

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(716): View more from New York

I was doing good, then they gave me free shots

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