Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Damn victory sex feels great
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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