What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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