That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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