It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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