But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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