just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
