Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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