We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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