Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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