My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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