When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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