I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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