Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
