just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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