this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
So vagazzling was a success
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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