Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i came on her dog
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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