i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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