Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
All the doctor said was why
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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