hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize