dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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