Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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