in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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