we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
