like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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