so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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