pedialite and red bull = repair kit
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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