why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I love having hate sex.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
