dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
