He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
this will be a night to untag.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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