Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The adults are the big ones right?
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